About

Eulogies for Everyone is a small publication by Niall Liszt. It carries book reviews, black metal LP reviews, and 3 AM musings on death, ethics, and the not-yet-unfortunate. It is written whether anyone reads it or not.

Everyone you know will be dead in a hundred years. Death is the only promise in life, and the only one that is always kept. A eulogy is usually something said afterward, for someone who can no longer hear it. Here they are delivered in advance, for books, for records, and for the rest of us.

The not-yet-unfortunate

This is my name for the people who have not been born. They are the only people for whom nothing has gone wrong yet. Most of what appears here comes back to them: whether anyone should be brought into a life they cannot refuse, and what we owe to the ones who are already here and cannot leave the party.

What to expect

Book reviews. Long, argued, and fair to the jokes. A review is a eulogy for the hours you spent, so it should say plainly whether they were worth it.

Black metal LP reviews. Records heard at the wrong hour, with the lights off. Atmosphere is welcome, but it is not an argument, and I will try to say which one I am offering.

3 AM musings. Shorter, stranger pieces on death, ethics, and the question of whether any of it should have begun.

Some essays come with an audio narration, so you can listen to them in the dark where they belong.

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Death is the only promise in life. I intend to be on time.